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Dropped out of law school.
To follow my dreams.
My calling.
Is to be fucking major.
To write about men’s clothing.
On the internet.
It’s what I was born to do.
The freshest of prophecies.
I am baby Moses.
Draped in Hill-Side chambray.
Floating down the Nile.
In a Makr rucksack.
Fulfilling my destiny.
This aint some noob pipe dream.
I’ve been in the game for a minute.
Going on 4 months.
A true OG.
Who learned from the greats.
Who studied the GOATs.
This aint gonna be some lame ass Tumblog.
Reblogging dudes laced in LEC.
Fuck that.
Nah, I’ma have the dopest writeups.
Based on some other dude’s writeups.
The dopest product reviews.
Based on some other dude’s purchases.
Breaking the dopest news.
That I read on Valet.
I can copy and paste these fucking PR blasts with the best of ‘em.
The best Definitive Touch since Swipelife.
The best Swipelife since Selectism.
To run the game you need to be the fucking game.
Nah mean?
On some Pinnochio type shit.
I’m a real blogger.
My journey starts today.
Time to get noticed.
Busted open the piggy bank.
Blew my last stack copping some McNasty saddles at the Barney’s Warehouse Sale.
These red bricks sizzle, homie.
Aint no thing.
Catch me doing a buck 60 in my Macbook.
Swerving through comments.
Catch me in Duane Reade.
Blowing AdSense paper on Top Ramen.
Catch me at launch parties.
Telling bitches I write for a living.
Catch me on Twitter.
Snagging my 300th follower.
Called up my moms.
She’s hella proud.
I’m a real blogger.
My journey starts today.
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shit myself after reading this one
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“is this you?” went...law school: check (but graduated)
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