Level 5 phaeton on Illuminati Row.
Got a few Aston’s in the shop.
Biking it like a plebe today.
A man of the people.
Cutting forms by hand.
Keeping you respected by your peers.
Stitch by stitch.
Getting dressed is a serious business.
It’s a moment that’s entirely for breaking out the butcher paper.
It’s a moment that’s entirely for smashing on herbs.
Let the haters watch.
Let ‘em take notes.
Moleskin Trapper Keepers.
It’s a moment when nothing else can disturb us.
Not even a camera crew.
Not even a camera crew in a dressing room.
Not even a million eyes on Tumblr.
Used to that shit by now.
I think it’s something we need to learn to enjoy once again.
Have you forgotten?
How good it feels to to say,
“Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in four months.”
Check the MBA, kid.
MTM boxer briefs.
Old timey geezers put a target on my back.
Jealous rage blinded by ignorance.
If only they knew.
What the fuck was social media.
Change the game and you lose some friends.
Change the game and you gain some enemies.
I’ll stay strong.
Only the bespoke survive.
As their houses crumble.
One by one.
I’ll laugh and count my cheddar.
Watch doc reruns on the BBC.
Until Abercrombie & Snitch moves in next store.
And puts me out of business.
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